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Chickening Out

“I’d like the veggie burger, please, with fried mushrooms.” Sarah nodded, writing on her pad. “I’d like it well-done,” Derek had to say. Sarah looked at him and raised an eyebrow. “Well-done, eh?” “Yeah. Uh, yes please.” “What for?” “What?”